{"id":388,"date":"2026-10-15T18:40:42","date_gmt":"2026-10-15T22:40:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonglummedia.com\/?p=388"},"modified":"2026-10-15T18:48:47","modified_gmt":"2026-10-15T22:48:47","slug":"introducing-behind-stuck-doors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonglummedia.com\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"Introducing “Behind Stuck Doors”"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This is a stupid, low-effort webcomic about the schmucks on your megadungeon’s random encounter table. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Believe it or not, this is getting uploaded only by request! I drew the first 3 one-page comics during a stupid corpo time waste\/training at my job, and some friends of my girlfriend liked it a lot. One of them compared it to Achewood, which feels like absurdly high praise, but yeah, I guess I’ll post them…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I do intend to draw more when the fancy strikes me, but I will not let myself scope creep it into any kind of digital editing, scanning, or spending more than like 20 minutes on a single page. Take it or leave it. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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These are the main characters so far. I am inclined to keep them with only titles, not names. Anyway, hope yall enjoy, despite the very very low-effort art and crappy handwriting!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Abundant love, Moonglummer<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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This is a stupid, low-effort webcomic about the schmucks on your megadungeon’s random encounter table. Believe it or not, this is getting uploaded only by request! I drew the first 3 one-page comics during a stupid corpo time waste\/training at my job, and some friends of my girlfriend liked it a lot. 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